funny

Tate just peed the longest pee in the history of pees. I am sitting down here in the quiet living room and I hear Tate get up and go to the bathroom. I hear him start to pee and keep peeing for (seriously!) like 20 seconds! I was kind of amazed about halfway through and suddenly I hear Tate with genuine frustration say, "STOP PEE! C'MON, STOP PEEING!" About 5 more seconds go by, "C'MON PEE...STOP!" Well, his pee wasn't listening because he kept going for about 10 more seconds. When he was done, I heard, "Whoa, it stopped." He had no idea I could hear it all. He's so funny...and had a super full bladder!